the dork that I am ...

So I was job hunting and I randomly came across this ad ... and I laughed and laughed. Notice the topic and then the word choice. TOO funny.


IBI Synergy, Inc. is a manufacturer of Latex condoms and we will be releasing a new brand of condoms for the USA market this summer.

We need a person with strong English skills that can work very fast we are under a very tight deadline for the finishing of our retail packaging. The job will consist of writing 4 different blurbs that are strong, straight to the point and meet with the USFDA labeling requirements it would also be great if you can translate the blurb into Spanish as well but not needed.

The Job pays $150.00 and if done well their will be many future jobs available.

If interested please email jason@ibisynergy.com with the following

Name
Phone Number
Email Address
References

And a quick 2 or 3 sentence blurb on what you think of condoms

Thank you for taking the time to read this and we look forward to working with you in the very near future.